The Laziness Cycle™ (WISvsWIF edition)

Hello guys!

OK, let’s start off by being honest here. In the past 24 hours, how lazy do you think you have been? 100% being extremely lazy and 0% being extremely hardworking. Think about this. If you want, you can scroll down to the comments and put down your answer without looking. 

And without further ado, I present to you The Laziness Cycle™.

Disclaimer: This is for comedic purposes only. If you can’t laugh/don’t have a human soul than don’t read any further.

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1. When you realize that you’ve been watching Netflix for 3+ hours

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What I say: Oh come on, I’ve only been watching for 45 minutes, more or less!

What I feel deeeep down: You need to get off the couch and live your life. There is more to this world than salty dried up popcorn and cringing at Netflix teen dramas.

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2. When you go outside but then feel like a vampire

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I couldn’t really find a ‘Vampire screaming in pain when outside’ GIF so I chose this bee. (It’s pretty legit, as you can see)

What I say: What a beautiful day!

What I feel deeeep down: MY INNER SOUL IS BURNING FROM THE HEAT OF THE ETERNAL FIRE OF THE SUN. I HAVE BEEN INSIDE FAR TOO LONG. NOOOOOOO!

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3. When you finally come to your senses and be productive

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What I say: This is impossible

What I feel deeeep down: This is impossible.

Great job keeping a positive mindset, Katie.*

*I’m actually quite an optimist. Well, I’m trying.

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4. When you rejoice in your glorious victory

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What I say: Great job! You worked hard to accomplish your goal and you made it happen!

What I feel deeeep down: Great job! You worked hard to accomplish your goal and you made it happen!**

**This is the only time in WISvsWIF history where WIS and WIF are in complete sync

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5. And head straight back to the couch

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What I say: I’ve worked hard! I deserve it!

What I feel deeeep down: NOOOOO don’t let the Laziness Cycle™ start all over again!

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Thank you for reading this post? Do you struggle with the tortuous but inevitable Laziness Cycle™? Do you have any tips for me? Are you lazy? Let me know down in the comments section.

Keep on booking,

-Katie K

 

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