The Laziness Cycle™ (WISvsWIF edition)

Hello guys!

OK, let’s start off by being honest here. In the past 24 hours, how lazy do you think you have been? 100% being extremely lazy and 0% being extremely hardworking. Think about this. If you want, you can scroll down to the comments and put down your answer without looking. 

And without further ado, I present to you The Laziness Cycle™.

Disclaimer: This is for comedic purposes only. If you can’t laugh/don’t have a human soul than don’t read any further.

1. When you realize that you’ve been watching Netflix for 3+ hours

What I say: Oh come on, I’ve only been watching for 45 minutes, more or less!

What I feel deeeep down: You need to get off the couch and live your life. There is more to this world than salty dried up popcorn and cringing at Netflix teen dramas.

2. When you go outside but then feel like a vampire

What I say: What a beautiful day!

What I feel deeeep down: MY INNER SOUL IS BURNING FROM THE HEAT OF THE ETERNAL FIRE OF THE SUN. I HAVE BEEN INSIDE FAR TOO LONG. NOOOOOOO!

3. When you finally come to your senses and be productive

What I say: This is impossible

What I feel deeeep down: This is impossible.

Great job keeping a positive mindset, Katie.*

*I’m actually quite an optimist. Well, I’m trying.

4. When you rejoice in your glorious victory

What I say: Great job! You worked hard to accomplish your goal and you made it happen!

What I feel deeeep down: Great job! You worked hard to accomplish your goal and you made it happen!**

**This is the only time in WISvsWIF history where WIS and WIF are in complete sync

5. And head straight back to the couch

What I say: I’ve worked hard! I deserve it!

What I feel deeeep down: NOOOOO don’t let the Laziness Cycle™ start all over again!

Thank you for reading this post? Do you struggle with the tortuous but inevitable Laziness Cycle™? Do you have any tips for me? Are you lazy? Let me know down in the comments section.

Keep on booking,

-Katie K